Help celebrate the 300th anniversary of the birth of Dr Samuel Johnson - composer of the first major dictionary of the English Language

A not very good golfer

Bob Harrison, Lichfield

the proceeds of ill-gotten gain (see stingo)

C Simon, Lichfield

A member of the Mr Blobby fan club

Cookie, Lichfield

painter

Christina Smith, Lichfield

An extremely fat robber.

Chris Stanley, Lichfield

A very bad blind date

D.Harper, Stonnall

A fat person who sends out regular correspondence via the internet

David Nash, Sutton Coldfield

A fat person who sends out regular correspondence via the internet

David Nash, Sutton Coldfield

A dyslexic blogger.

Hazel Ward, Birmingham