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The result of drinking too much Badger Ale http://tinyurl.com/nag6a6 - Synonym: Tanglefoot - Antonym: Sober

robthedog, Lichfield

Someone with particularly hairy legs

Paul Oakely, Lichfield

The result of wearing terry nappies

Daz, Basingstoke

the bandy-legged appearance of one walking "skimbleskamble" with a pocket full of "blobber"

C Simon, Lichfield

The rather awkward painfully crouched stance that often follows from several visits to the toilet the morning after a particularly hot curry.

Chris Stanley, Lichfield

To have both black and white hairs on ones legs.

D. Harper, Stonnall

Short, bandy and rather hirsuit legs. Popular until the early nineteenth century when the famously badgerlegged George IV made it a treasonable offence to use the word. Recently re-emerged through the Badgerlegged Society who regularly hold BL Pride rallies, their most famous slogans being “Love the badger within you,” “I’m bandy and I’m proud” and “I ain’t bandy, I’m your brother.” The more radical members of the society have been responsible for outing, allegedly, badgerledded celebrities the most notable of which is Tom Cruise.

Hazel Ward, Birmingham