Help celebrate the 300th anniversary of the birth of Dr Samuel Johnson - composer of the first major dictionary of the English Language

An Australian Waffle

Bob, Lichfield

an excuse made when in a "fapdoodle"

C Simon, Lichfield

To "maffle" is to break wind silently, and blame it on the person sitting next to you.

Chris Stanley, Lichfield

The official name for Philip John Peter's beard

Nick, Lichfield

To drop playing cards when attempting to shuffle.

D. Harper, Stonnall

The head of a horse on a giant waffle. Invented by the late Don Corleone. Considered a great delicacy by Italian gangsters but usually very hard to come by.

Hazel Ward, Birmingham